Archive for November, 2008

son of roomba

You know what I don’t like ?

CLEANING BEHIND COMPUTER DESK.

YUMMY

YUMMY

AFTER….

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Sorry, my forehead is quite big ! okay it’s not quite but big, above average. YOU KNOW WHY I GOT A CUT ON MY FOREHEAD !?!?!?!?!?!…

THANKS TO THIS!

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Look closely, really closely…you will see a tiny strain of hair, right on the edge. That’s mine by the way, I slammed my forehead against it. Funny I wasn’t able to see the corner of the shelf as I crouched down to clean the floor. OH BOYO doesn’t matter, still there to look at. If you come over to my house, like hardly anyone, you get to see it. I want a roomba really badly now :( .

XXX to you..HAR HAR HAR SLURP SLURP *LICK LICK*

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weekly list

Terrible TERRIBLE WEEK!. I will put it in nice neat list.

1. Went to ministry of education to get my gcse and as certificates stamp. little as i know i need to wait, yeh wait worse than indo timing if you’re asking, genuinely to get anything stamp and sign per paper will take less than a minnute in this case more that an hour. I drove back to alkhor not getting anything stamp.

sigh

2. Old english lady must not work in embassy ! why ? cuz they cant count. This is what happened I gave her 5 of my photocopy certificate to get it validate, it cost just to do that -.- anyway it cost 1105. I slipped the money inside the tiny hole (she was behind bullet proff glass) remember i gave her 1105 exactly 1105 two 500s one 100s and 5.

She picked it up looked up at me said 1105

me: pardon

old lady: 5 certificates cost 1105

me: yeh i gave you 1105

old lady: you gave 1100

me: ha no i gave you 1105

old lady: well push that 5 riyals in

WTF!…

THE MONEY IS RIGHT INFRONT OF HER! SHE EXPECT ME TO PUSH IT FURTHER!

3. A pinoy hit tucson with his car and blamed it on me :S. I never been so confused in my whole life. I parked the car perfectly reverse mode ;) ..this pinoy parked the car first so i went in reverse ;) . he came back to take the car out but hit the door on to tucson, pulled the window down to see if there was any mark or damage. I didnt want to deal anything because there was no damage at all, he looked at me

pinoy: your car is too close to mine

me: ah no i am inside my car space

pinoy: no no siqit siqit ur close to me

i gave him the odd look wtf is he talking about

me: no the parking rule is i am inside my space

pinoy: I have no spaceto open the door

me: well there’s other doors you can open

he was got pissed when i said that, entered his tiny car and drove off turned his head around and shout something in tagalog most likely putang inamo or puck you. I shout putang inamo inside my car window and door closed. Dang! i thought tucson was sound prove grade 10 :( …i was wrong…i went out the car he stop his car and went out too

Pinoy: what do you want ?

he said it repeatly, there was really no point to argue, I didnt turn my head around to look at him, I need to get some cash for the certificates from the atm machine.

WTF!

this pinoy is a redneck! he actually waited in the drive way for me to come out. he got out

Pinoy: what do you want, WHAT DO YOU WANT ?

oh man i was really confused here, i swear i can’t explain with words.

me: i don’t want anything :s what’s wrong with you ? i laughed a bit while saying that

pinoy: PUCK YOU!

haaaa yah confusing ha

i drove away.

FUCK THAT WAS WEIRD. Intan was with me in the car too. even she doesn’t now what’s going on

4. Me and qi had this amazing idea we should do bonfiring in the beach! sadly we thought we can make using woods from adnans house. LOL it was a disastrous. there was fire but its tiny ! i mean tiny tiny fire!!!

5. same night as bonfire (if you would like to call it).It was full moon night meaning crabbing!!! crab having sex in the water!…FUK YEAH! we go the equipment bought some gloves, torches, snacks and water at 12 o clock. viki sumair ferri halim was there too. we were so eager to go crabbing. this was i was first time crabbing we expect to catch a basket full of them!. we went back to bonfire area to get .. OH MY GOSH! tide went up!…2 hours ago there was no water!..wtf that was quick. we put out stuff near the bonfire, glove on, flash light on..this should be fun! (the voice inside my head)

WTF!

THE WATER WAS SO COLD. my testicle litterely shrunk..SHRUNK!!

Vik got stuck in the water so he broke his slipper. he stood still for 15 mins!

ferri peed for 15 mins!

me halim sumair just wondered around the water trying to find the crab at the state of our testicle size of 10 years old kid.

in the end no crab so we ate fonzies bbq, chicken and lays instead. how sad

5 reasons I learned.

1. Ministry of education has no education at all.

2. Old white lady is dumb and racist.

3. Pinoy will always say PUCK YOU!

4. Burning petrol is much more fun to watch than bonfire.

5. Crabbing is word that is said when arabs pronounce crapping.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRR


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Vic, VICSH, VISCH :S the friendster friends

Is there a reason why tennis player sound the same :S, No matter where they’re from in russia they all rhymes! VC VC VICSH VICSH I AM LIKE WTF!!(ZAKI). I have to say russian woman OMIGOSH! is HAWT!!! I WANT RUSSIAN GF, RUSSIAN HOUSEWIFE AND INDO HOUSEWIFE (COOKING ONLY). DANG! BLONDE!!. Watching tennis will make you want to play wii tennis, wii tennis is way better!!, I wasn’t really watching too busy checking out the vip ushers and cleavage (yeh dats right it was a clear view!), muneeb and I had no idea how the games work so we just sit there for an hour :S until Qi had an idea “Maaaan lets go out this game is boring lets find the players”

WOHOOO BLURRY PICTURE OF ELENA VICSHVISCH

WOHOOO BLURRY PICTURE OF ELENA VICSHVISCH

I never seen agung, yaya, rifqi sooooo happy, I was like shes not hawt! i’ve seen RI! (replubic indonesia)

OH roza told to me to check her new post

“graha do you want to see south african male hunter ?”

GAY! GAY!

GAY! GAY!

it was so gay i took a picture of his back than front

it was so gay i took a picture of his back than front

I know what african hunter look like!

Anyway the best part of the trip is HARDEES!, This hardees was different imagine 5 star service fast food. We payed get the drink the food is done :O. I know! pinoy service is awesome. Agung is the dumbest customer he payed extra for the upsize not realising it was free refeeling.

I can’t be arse to write some more i got a busy morning tomoz, night night

I promised them I will add them on friendster...YAHAHAHA

I promised them I will add them on friendster...YAHAHAHA

find waldo

find waldo

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